"Your Momma" Jokes

"Hitler's momma had one bit tittie and one little tittie, and they called the b**** Biggie-Smalls!"

Ok, I admit, I stole that from Chappelle's Show, but it's still great.

Anyone else got any?

your mmumma is so fat she got locked in Tesco and died of hunger!!


ok thats not funny!!!

for the blokes to say to his mates!!!

tell your mum to stop changing her lippy my d*** is going a funny colour!!

Wow . . . ewww, but you get extra points for disgusting me.

Your momma so fat she use's hoola hoops to hold her sock's up

Good effort.

Let's have some more, people! You guys gotta make me wanna sock you!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

That's the way! Those are great!

Yo mama so ugly your grandma had to be drunk just to breast feed her.

Your mom is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Old one.

Your mumma is so fat she has her own zip code

Your mom is so fat the mice in her home are hunched back.

8) yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side

yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed her self

yo momma so fat she went to a Cloths maker and it took 3 days.....just to get a quote on the price of cloth