Step 1: Drink an entire bottle of whisky, maybe two.
Step 2: Wander out into the street singing, learing, staggering and generally being obnoxious. In fact do whatever you want. No one will be able to see you, people will look right past you, and hurry about their business.
There are only a few special people that will be able to you. They are called pole - ees - mun these pole-ees-mun will not only be able to see you, but also touch you, arrest you and lock you up for being drnk-n-deesourdelly, which we believe to be pole-ees-mun language for "invisible".
Oh, there's one other group of people who can see you. They are called cheel-drun. They are harmless though. Typically they will say "mummy, why is that person hanging naked from a lamp-post with a whippet attached to their winky?", the pare-unts (for that is the name of the larger folk) will reply "don't look, come on" and drag them off quickly.
Good luck!
Feb 19, 2006 @ 17:47:19
I should cite someone for that!!! 
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