First thing you did when you woke up this morning

I disturbed my neighbors sleep by making excessive noise,they are inconsiderate worthless piece of sh*t.

Had breakfast in bed

cursed the sun

i smoked a fag coughed lol and took a lemsip as i got the flu lucky for me i got quiet neibours

Got dressed

Went to the loo, had a wash, brushed my teeth. Made breakfast for my little uns then did some housework.

put music on and have a fag

I opened my window because my dog was barking at some stupid cat in my yard. She woke me up and the freaking cat wouldn't leave our yard.

opened my eyes

laid with my eyes closed and thought about my dreams

had an asthma attack!
no... serious!
i only got up cos couldnt breathe!!!

woke up had a bath then got ready and went shopping

I Banged my head on my spotlight. Ouch! Then I fell asleep again, slept in and was late for school! I'm blaming it on concussion!

I looked in the Death column of the Liverpool Echo. My name wasn't in it and so I got up.

umm, fell then threw up