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Ko On January 25, 2011
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#1New Post! Feb 25, 2005 @ 05:23:35
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."

Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??"

The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
pinksparklystars On October 08, 2015




Austin, Texas
#2New Post! Feb 25, 2005 @ 05:35:16
lol
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#4New Post! Feb 25, 2005 @ 14:16:25
Ok what bout this 1...
This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk
"I have to come home to this!'' the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
"What's wrong with her?'' asks the bartender. ''She's beautiful and half your age!''
''Exactly. That's my daughter.''
earz On March 12, 2017




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#5New Post! Feb 26, 2005 @ 14:06:34
there so funny!!! what would i do without u guys to make me laugh
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#6New Post! Feb 26, 2005 @ 14:34:33
Glad to help
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