Teacher asks her students if there are 3 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 of those birds ...how many birds are left?...Little Johnny said none...teacher said no thats not correct..3 birds...1 shot ..how many left teacher says...again Johnny says none..teacher says ok tell me how you came up with that answer..Johnny said teacher...everyone knows if you shoot 1 of them birds the other 2 are going to fly away..so there will be none left...teacher said well you are right but the correct answer would be 2 birds left..but i do like the way you think Johnny. Johnny said ok teacher i have a question for you...if there are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating a bananna..one is licking it...one is bitting it and the other is sucking it..which one of these women are married?....teacher said well i suppose the one licking on the bananna...Johnny said NO...it's the one with the wedding ring on but teacher i like the way you think...Johnny got an A+ on his next report card
Sep 23, 2010 @ 00:17:09
